"I Have Not Had Implants"

With rumors of a possible upper-body enhancement recently making their rounds, Sarah Palin has spoken up to shoot down talk of a boob job.

Kick-starting the enhancement chatter after wearing a tight top to last weekend's Belmont Stakes horse race, the former VP candidate assures that she hasn't gone under the knife.

Talking to Greta Van Susteren of FOX News, Mrs Palin said, "No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child."

The 46-year-old added, "To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance -- say chest size -- it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don't need them to look at. I want them to hear what it is that I'm saying. It just ends up wasting time and that's very, very unfortunate."