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Hisss

Mallika Sherawat, I guess most men will agree, is hot. Until she opens her mouth in her movies. She doesn't say a word in this film. Great!

She appears butt-naked pretty much throughout, makes love to a snake (her soul-mate); pushes her tongue almost down the serpent’s throat as the thick, slithering animal makes its way up her thigh. Hush. This is pornography for the hormonally demented teen. Or maybe this is erotica. The only difference between pornography and erotica is probably in the lighting of the room!

The skin-tight snake-suit makes Ms Sherawat Anaconda of the east. She gobbles men alive. Rightly. They’re all wife-beaters and rapists anyway. A cop with the designation of detective as from the American force, Irrfan Khan, investigates these serial deaths.

The snake-woman’s main target is an old white gent who growls in Bob Christo’s Hindi: “Mein naag mani legi” (I’ll get the snake’s jewel). It seems he needs it to cure his cancer. He lives in a cave, shoots his servants dead, forces them to untangle two snakes while they’re having sex and captures the male one alive.

The separated female snake is the gorgeous “icchadhari nag" (serpent who changes form at will). She wants her lover back. Blame yourself first for films you fail to figure.

The mythology of the “icchadhari nag”, this film informs us, dates back to India’s history from 2300 BC. We know it from Bollywood alone (Nagin, Nigahen, Nagina). One of those movies under an assumed title ‘Pratigya’ plays on a screen within this screen. My personal all-time favourite from the genre has to be Jaani Dushman (2003). This one’s lame compared to that curio.

The snake is, I suppose, a strange Indian phallic symbol, worshipped among unmarried girls, pouring milk. Its female human form, a buxom woman in movies, bays for the male blood, while she can’t resist the sound of the ‘been’ (snake-charmer’s flute-like instrument). She begins to instantly dance for our pleasure. This stuff can warp many brains. It did Deepa Mehta's recently (Videsh). It’s evidently affected one Ms Jennifer Lynch, daughter of a well-known Hollywood name David Lynch (Mulholland Drive, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet). Well.

I walk out of the theatre and hear popcorn vendors, ushers go, "Hiss, hisss, hissss, hisssss…." Hilarious! Nag, punch me. Please.

Preview Of Hisss

Director: Jennifer Lynch, Music: Alexander von Bubenheim, Actors: Mallika Sherawat, Divya Dutta, Priyanka Rawat, Irrfan Khan, Jeff Doucette, Genre: Thriller


We are left with just one day to see the 'naagin' avatar of Mallika Sherawat in her latest release Hisss. It will be a very familiar story for the Indian audience, who are used to watch the movies on 'ichchadhari naagin' with Sri Devi and Reena Roy as the snake woman. This time, the plot will just involve an American man.

The story is set in the spice forests of Malabar Coast. The inhabitants of Indus Valley sculpted some image about 4000 years back, which looked like half cobras and half human creatures. A legend regarding the snake goddess and her mate is very popular in this region. There is a belief that women of this region can remain fertile only if they have respect and worship the snake goddess here.

An American man enters this forbidden forest in 2008 with evil intentions. He comes packed with hi-tech gadgets and becomes able to capture a large python sized cobra. He chose a wrong time to capture it because the snake was at his weakest then as he was mating. He could not realize the danger and brings the mysterious creature at his testing lab.

Following this, the revenge of the female counterpart of the cobra starts. Mallika, as the sexy female cobra starts her journey towards destructing the human civilization for taking revenge. The film has already created lots of hype by Mallika promoting the film through various Indian reality shows and television serials. Apart from Mallika, the film will also star two other Indian actors, Divya Dutta and Irrfan Khan.

So, will sexy babe Mallika be able to recreate the eighties charm of Sri Devi in 2010? Well, the fate of the film will be decided by the audience tomorrow when it hits the theaters.

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