Heidi Montag learning martial arts to save money on security

Heidi Montag is taking self-defense training because she can no longer afford personal security.
The celebrity, who has remained infamous for her plastic surgeries, said that she is learning martial arts in order to protect herself in public.
"I can''t afford security, so I practice self-defense and chain punching," the New York Daily News quoted Montag as telling RadarOnline.com.

Montag and husband Spencer Pratt have spent enormously on security in the past but after reportedly blowing 10 million dollars on fancy cars, private jets, and Montag''s music career, the 'Hills' star explained she has had to start watching her wallet.

"I have had to change my life. I can''t afford to go out to the clubs anymore because the sort of protection I need can cost anywhere from 5 to 10 thousand dollards a night...That is actually where all my money went because safety is number one," she noted.

Montag, 24, added that practicing martial arts has given her strength - both inside and out.

"It gives me confidence I didn''t have before. I am doing this self-defense because it gives me inner strength, and I feel safe in my home," she said.

Even after six months of intensive training to eventually become a black belt with the help of trainer Michael Casey, she said she''s "not ready to go out alone yet."

"I'm only 5 feet 2 inches tall and have a small frame so I understand I can''t completely do it alone yet. Which is why I don''t go out as much. It is scary to be out there without protection, people do follow me and you can never be too careful," Montag concluded.

Heidi Montag is Not Single Anymore

It's official: Heidi Montag has cancelled her divorce proceedings and is now back with her still-husband Spencer Pratt.

Rumor has it she had dumped him not only because of being extremely controlling, but because of not "having initiative".

But now that Pratt put his alone time to good work, and stole Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones III's sex tape (something that ended up bringing him a small fortune), he may have shown enough initiative to get his wife back.

At least one good thing will come out of this: Heidi Montag will not get her tits reduced, since her husband loooooves her oversized chesticles.

Heidi Montag Massages her Big Tits

If looking at Heidi Montag and her brand new massive tits wasn't enough to make your man meat as hard as a telephone pole, the star of The Hills now has new ways to achieve exactly that.

How? By informing us that she is fond of self-given breast massages. Heidi Montag just posted on her Twitter account: "Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."

I wonder how long it takes her to massage her boobs. If we are to judge by their size, I'd say that takes a long, long time...

My boobs are crushing me

Heidi Montag has again said that she thinks that her breasts are "too big".

The reality TV star, whose plastic surgeon Dr Frank Ryan passed away last month, recently admitted that she hoped to downsize her G-cup breasts to a D or DD cup.

Montag told Heat: "My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run!

"It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them.

"If they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll."

She added: "I see so many things that I want to wear and can't, I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."

Montag also confirmed that she wears tape on her nose except when filming or during photoshoots because she does not want her "face to fall off like Michael Jackson's".

Talking about her relationship with the late Dr Ryan, the actress said: "He was more than a doctor. He was a genius. I feel like a walking Picasso."

Heidi Montag Talks Nose Tape

It’s no secret that she’s been heavily modified via plastic surgery, and Heidi Montag was spotted this week sporting some surgical tape over her nose.

But rather than it being from a new procedure, Heidi told press the tape was just a carry-over from her surgery back in November of 2009.

Ms. Montag explained, "Except for filming and a few photo shoots, I've had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. It takes a year for your nose to heal. This is just the first photo that anyone has seen of it."

"The last time I didn't wear tape after surgery and my nose changed shape. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. Dr. Ryan always said I was his best, most cautious patient, and I'm not taking any chances now that he's gone. I don't want my face to fall off like Michael Jackson's."

Heidi Montag is Ready To Divorce

Despite rumors of a publicity stunt, it seems Heidi Montag is indeed ready to divorce Spencer Pratt, and she’s already gearing up for legal action.

According to a report, the “Hills” babe has hired attorney Jodeane Farrell, who is taking steps to get the quickest divorce possible in the State of California.

Two weeks from now, Farrell will be setting up a mediation between Heidi and Spencer to figure out who gets what in the divorce.

From there they’ll have to wait the required six month time period before their marriage is legally dissolved.